I hate that cord.

The dreaded computer cord. When ever I am laying with The girl, she has a laptop. The cord looks like a snake, in my defense. It sneaks up on me! It wants to kill me! She try’s to talk to me and tell me that “everything’s OK. It’s just a cord. It won’t hurt you.”. I’M NOT A BABY!!!!!! Do you know that Apophis’s most used form is a SERPANT?????