While I was on my throne, The witch came and picked me up to take me back to The girl. Well….I’ll tell you my story, and then her story.

Her story:

I picked her up, and she meowed so loud, The girl could hear her from the other end of the house! I was trying to clamp her mouth shut so that she didn’t wake up The ogre, but she kept throwing a fit and meowing incredibly loud! She was mad

My story:

How dare she touch me?!? To clarify, you do not touch someone who is on her throne!!!!!!

Enough with this madness!!!!