I am devious. I am conniving. I am the greatest cat that man has ever seen.

And yet I am stuck with a family that lets idiocy happen everyday.

So how do I get back at them? (It’s not barfing on important papers)

Harassing Worthless.

And now you see why I am devious, conniving, and the greatest cat man has ever seen.

He loves the glow sticks =D