Mortals, I have created a poem from cats, for YOU. Yes, you.


I watch you in the shower,

Don’t underestimate my power.

                                 I see you on your iPod,    (Not sponsered)

With my camera on my tripod.

I watch you with the doggie,

And when your french fries go soggy.

I see you watching cat-fail videos,

And here is what I bid to yo’s;

Don’t doubt me.

Don’t try to be me.

Because I am content watchinng thee.

(And if you were me I couldn’t watch you, so that’d be awkward..)