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3 Year Anniversary!

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Hello mortals,

(for once) I feel like I need to thank you. For if you were not aspiring to be like me, you would not be reading this blog. We all need a cat to look up to. For me, I look up to this cat;

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But I digress.

Cats everywhere have come up to me and told me that I was their inspiration! (but it’s really inconvenient because most of the time they do it while I’m undercover and working on a mission so please don’t do it. Tweet me @Jailbirdcat using the hashtag: #padmelikesshamelessplugs) 😉

I thought now I could pay my respects by showing you a picture of me in a sweater.

Steamy!

Steamy!

Jailbirdcat,

Padme

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Day 23: What is this “Easter” you speak of?

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Hello mortals,

I shall tell you the TRUE story of easter. (Hooman note: This is by no means supposed to be offensive.)

Now, the New Testiment teaches that the resurection of Jesus, which Easter celebrates, is the foundation of the Christian faith. This resurection established to all doubters that Jesus was indeed The Son of God.

But the one thing the Bible left out….Jesus was a cat. How did this come about, you ask? How did the feline community come from Egypt to Jerusalem? Well, long story short, Egyptions went a lil’ cray-cray, so we left.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “This isn’t true!” “Faker!”. Shut up. I have proof. Actually my grandfather was there. He took pictures with his iPhone.

 

Amen.

Amen.

PRAISE CAT JESUS!

PRAISE CAT JESUS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So now, after talking to the ghost’s of my ancestors, my agency, friends, enimies, we’ve decided that mortal kind is ready to know this. Will they worship Cat Jesus vs. Man Jesus? I can’t say. They will likely resume their old ways after they’ve clicked out of this journal entry. But, I just hope I haven’t wasted my breath here.

Obviously Easter isn’t quite here yet, but this kind of thing is hard to wrap your stupid mortal mind around. So I shall give you time to come to terms with it. If you will, that is. Happy early CEaster mortals!

Jailbirdcat,

Padme

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