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3 Year Anniversary!

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Hello mortals,

(for once) I feel like I need to thank you. For if you were not aspiring to be like me, you would not be reading this blog. We all need a cat to look up to. For me, I look up to this cat;

o-HANK-THE-CAT-facebook

But I digress.

Cats everywhere have come up to me and told me that I was their inspiration! (but it’s really inconvenient because most of the time they do it while I’m undercover and working on a mission so please don’t do it. Tweet me @Jailbirdcat using the hashtag: #padmelikesshamelessplugs) 😉

I thought now I could pay my respects by showing you a picture of me in a sweater.

Steamy!

Steamy!

Jailbirdcat,

Padme

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A Pressing Word For WordPress

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I’mma bout to have poo-flinging moment with wordpress.. You peeps have changed this format so much I can’t even tell where my toes are. This is why cats need to RULE THIS WORLD. *Ahem*  Lost my temper. Just kidding, IT’S STILL HAPPENING, I’m sitting in my work space, and I be looking at the screen like:

Cat tech

What am I supposed to do with this peeple?!?!?! I’m about to go all egyptian on these hoomans! Like, take my earrings, hold my kitten, we going to TOWN. I am a cat and my lack of technology skills is making me insecure. *tear* I need someone to come now and hold my hand and be like “Don’t be insecure girl. Work that pony tail. OWN that updo.

Jailbirdcat out.

30 Cat Memes Kinda Day

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“Home Alone 6”???

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Hello Mortals,

I have an adventure for you peasants.

So the Witch and Ogre were gone, so obviously I got to rule the household. I allowed The Girl to reside in my kingdom.

There were some good times and bad times – well, bad times for The Girl, I’m impartial. Like, 1 down 1 to go, if ya know what I meannn…  We’ll start with the bad (*cough cough* impartial) news.

The Girl came home to find that Very Un-God Like had passed away.

Insert The Girl’s comment here;

“Yes, unfortunately Neera is gone, but we were all very ready knowing she could go anytime.  It still is very sad, but she’s happier up in Heaven.”

Insert Very Un-God Like memorial here;

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Then there was the happy times. Like when I when I dared to adventure OUTSIDE!

insert adventure photos here;

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And Worthless was sad…

insert sad photos here;

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Worthless also got his nails painted, Piranha got a sassy new outfit, and Stupid neighbor spooned with Piranha.

insert stupid photos here;

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What a week… phew. Now The Witch and The Ogre are back home and acting like they OWN the place.

Jailbirdcat,

Padme 

Anniversary!

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Hello mortals,

you should worship me more now.

Today marks the 2 year anniversary that I first basked you with my awesomeness. I’m pretty spectacular. Just saying.

Jailbirdcat,

Padme 

Hello!

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I call this my Elder Price kitty. (Brownie points if you get that reference ;))

I call this my Elder Price kitty. (Brownie points if you get that reference ;))

TGIF

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Let me end your week with a number of violent cat pictures ~~~~~~

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